You might be a redneck........

If yunz build a campfire in yourn basement and leave the smoke a blowin ever where so all yunz clothes smell like the smoke..... Well, you might be a redneck!

If yourn son makes a bow out of string and a bendy branch he found in da woods and a arrow out of one of them sticks ya can buy at the Walmart for 48 cents.......Ya just might be a redneck!

And if ya letcher son bait for da neighbors chickens with the left overs ya found in the refrigerator and ya let him try and shot em dead with his bow and his arrow ....You quite possibly are a redneck!

If ya try and round up the whole flock of em and trap em between yourn two vehiculars and are still tryin to shoot em dead cuz them arrows-- they just won't stick....
Ya just might be a redneck!

But if ya letcher boy make a mini campground right outcher front door with a tent that is half blown, a tepee made of beatin' sticks, and some upside down rubbermaids for a sittin'.........Well, there is just no question--You a darn redneck!